Hello fellow gamers, Your Console Needs You!

This is a message from The Don letting you know that your console needs you! That’s right, in case you didn’t know you are at war at this very moment. You need to buy as many consoles and games that you support and if you don’t own a console, then go out and get one, come back and then finish reading about how to help console march to victory!

Back already?, good, now we can continue!

If you own an XBOX 360 or PS3, you should buy at least 2 more to make sure the sales numbers go up. Buy a new game every week to make sure that all the games are selling well so you can play all the latest games available.

If you see a Wii on the shelves, don’t pay it any mind because they are neutral and hate freedom, but you can show the Wii the way! Inflate the sales numbers for your favorite console and keep your gaming library happy with weekly updates!

But don’t stop there, Oh yes, you can buy all the peripherals as well! Be sure to have get the PS3 Bluetooth headset or XBOX 360 wireless headset so you can let your opponent know just how PWN’d he is after you ruin his life.

If you have one of those old and outdated Sixaxis-only controllers for your PS3, head right on out and get yourself a Dual-Shock controller and one for your friend too. Lord knows you want him to feel your wrath too when playing say, a game of Madden or Warhawk! Just be sure to remember that these are your allies, the real enemy is the person with the other console. Because after the game, you can use your PS3 wireless keypad directly attached to your controller or XBOX 360 Messaging Kit to call a truce and game again!

After that, Next, get yourself an EyeToy for Burnout Paradise when you do a takedown, your victim can see who the person is that owns him! And finally, Bluetooth controller to watch your favorite Blu-Ray’s on when you’re all gamed out at the end of the day.

The 360 has a bunch of nifty accessories as well, don’t forget to buy yourself a Network Wireless adapter so you can still use your XBOX 360 Live Gold Membership anywhere that has a Wi-Fi signal. Don’t be left behind because you’re not within range of an ethernet cord, you’re only limiting your gaming habit. Your console needs you to be all that you can be when putting it to the enemy on Gears of war 1 and 2, or Halo 3! After all that, pick up a 120GB hard drive and you’ll be able to store all your XBOX 360 Live Gold Membership games hassle-free.

And remember fellow gamers, your console is there for you, the least you can do is show undying support by wearing it’s colors proudly on your sleeves. It’s not what your console can do for you, but what you can do for your console?

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